My pet giraffe keeps crapping in the house and eating my plants. What can I do?

Stand under it and catch the crap before it soils the carpet, fool! If it eats your marijuana plants, get the hell out of the house! There's nothin' more dangerous than a stoned giraffe!

My pet giraffe keeps crapping in the house and eating my plants. What can I do?
Thank you! And stoned giraffes ARE dangerous!! Report Abuse
Reply:Keep him outside.
Reply:Isn't that why you got a giraffe to begin with? It's like those people who get zebras to keep their lawns trimmed and then complain that the zebras are eating their lawn. Let it eat the plants or give it away.



As for the crapping in the house, a giraffe can be toilet-trained if it's not too old by now. The only thing is that you'll have to lay carpet in the bathroom because they can't get any good traction on the tile or lino in there.



Good luck.
Reply:put a muzzle on it =)
Reply:Get a rhino instead. At least you won't have to pay demolition fees.
Reply:Move out to a new house and let the poor thing have a private place of it's own.
Reply:Close the windows.
Reply:Release the hounds!!!
Reply:stop being gay like you are and making people like you really have a giraffe in your house
Reply:lol! cookie, you come up with the strangest questions....:-)
Reply:get him a lady friend, and plant some fruit trees in your garden, then it will stay outside.
Reply:u have a giraffe? AWSOME!!!!! dont let it in the house! how can it fit anyway??? WOW!!! LOL LOL LOL thats funny!
Reply:Give him a cookie! Heidi
Reply:Move! HAHAHAHA



2 points!
Reply:Put it out in the yard.
Reply:u have a pet giraffe where do u live ???????
Reply:Something must really be wrong with him! Trade him in for a parakeet! (Great joke, btw.)
Reply:Plant grass in the empty pots. And get a BIG shovel.
Reply:see if he will go in a kitty litter box and put the plants outside
Reply:You use a tazer.
Reply:call Tarzan and have him talk to the geraffe maybe it will listen to him
Reply:try a litter box and frequent walks. what else is she going to eat?
Reply:ha ha very funny.
Reply:wow
Reply:shot it w/ an RPG
Reply:that's really odd i guess train it but still kinda odd
Reply:Lol, very funny
Reply:Get a cat.
Reply:ha ha ha

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